"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

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(Source: anachronica, via dysonrules)

What if Harry Potter characters are llamas?

dysonrules:

phoenix-acid:

THIS IS DRACO, OBVIOUSLY.

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THIS IS HARRY, SEE HE EVEN HAS A WHITE SCAR ON HIS FOREHEAD.

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THIS IS RON AND HIS GINGER LUSHNESS. NOW YOU KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FEUD BETWEEN THE MALFOYS AND WEASLEYS.

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HERMIONEEEEEE.

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RUFUS SCRIMGEOUR AND HIS LION MANE.

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SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE.

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PERCY WEASLEY ANNOYED BY THE TWINS.

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DOBBY

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HARRYDIDJAPUTURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIAAAR?!!! 

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I can’t.

aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENimage

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

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vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

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carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via pucefoot)

clracomalfoy:

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

(via drarryfeels)

sleeepingalone:

how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

(via halfagony-halfhope)

Sid! Sid! I’m… That doesn’t mean “want to touch.” 

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

pbstv:

THIS WEEKEND ON VICIOUS: Ash (Iwan Rheon, “Game of Thrones”) has a new girlfriend, Chloe! But when he introduces her to Stuart (Derek Jacobi) and Freddie (Ian McKellen) will the claws come out?!
Find out how Chloe feels about the pair’s snide remarks in episode 5 of VICIOUS this Sunday (July 27) at 10:30/9:30c on PBS.

pbstv:

THIS WEEKEND ON VICIOUS: Ash (Iwan Rheon, “Game of Thrones”) has a new girlfriend, Chloe! But when he introduces her to Stuart (Derek Jacobi) and Freddie (Ian McKellen) will the claws come out?!

Find out how Chloe feels about the pair’s snide remarks in episode 5 of VICIOUS this Sunday (July 27) at 10:30/9:30c on PBS.